g.How to start a blog post is one of the hardest decisions of life.
F A C T 01 :
Okay fine.
In other news, I shall be educating you all about the 'Importance of Stalking' in today's world.
Stalking is an art. One needs complete dedication and patience to be a well renowned stalker.
Who who are gonna stalk me? :D
Not to forget.. 'What title to give' to the blog post.
Seriously. Where the hell is creativity when you need it? :|
F A C T 01 :
The urge to blog is DIRECTLY proportional to the amount of increasing followers the blog has.
Exhibit A :
Take this girl, for instance. Did I tell you she is awesome? Well, she is. Plus, she is fucking hilarious.
She has this blog. Started out before 2 months. Blogs about anything and everything. Some of them being absolute nonsense too. But, in spite of that slowly but steadily the followers of her blog along with the number of readers also started increasing. And, that made her dance around with excitement and blog too often. It got so bad that she would keep staring at her blog and the followers section all the time. And, would even stalk her followers.
She would log into her blogger account when she was feeling down and after smiling at her dashboard would log out with happiness.
She desperately wanted to send a 'thank you' note to everyone of her followers. Yeah, she was creepy like that.
BUT, as mentioned in the first line.. she was also A W E S O M E.
Also, here is her BLOG LINK. Do check it out.
Okay fine.
Stop giving me the 'We know it all' look.
No prizes for guessing.. That girl is none other than
*drum rolls*
ME. *grinslikeanidiot*
AND AND, Did you all notice?
I linked you'll to my blog ON my blog. HA!
In other news, I shall be educating you all about the 'Importance of Stalking' in today's world.
So who's excited? ANYONE? NO ONE? okay. :|
But, that wont stop me from writing nonsense. *evil grin*
So, here goes.
STALKING AND IT'S NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES
'Stalking' (NOUN)
Pronunciation : 'Sto--keeing'
The noun STALKING has 2 senses:
1. a hunt for game carried on by following it stealthily or waiting in ambush
2. the act of following prey stealthily
2. the act of following prey stealthily
Now, technology has made 'stalking' very easy.
You no longer have to actually go out on the road and monitor every activity of your 'prey' (LOL) like they are on a porn movie.
You no longer have to wait for the darkness to creep in so that you could venture out in your 'all-black ensemble' and follow the 'prey' while keeping yourself out of sight and imagining yourself to be a Hollywood spy.
You no longer have to wait for the darkness to creep in so that you could venture out in your 'all-black ensemble' and follow the 'prey' while keeping yourself out of sight and imagining yourself to be a Hollywood spy.
Facebook and Twitter has made it all the more easier. (Where would we have been without these two?)
ONE CLICK. That is all you need to know about someone's life more than they do themselves.
'Ek Click ki keemat tum kya jaano <insert random name of person who is anti-stalking> babu'
Stalking is an art. One needs complete dedication and patience to be a well renowned stalker.
( If you're interested.. I can consider giving you classes to be one. Yeah, I'm generous like that. :P)
The advantages of stalking are MANY. I'll try to cover the important points here.
- Firstly, Stalking is an art as I mentioned. It's a talent that is not given to anyone and everyone. It resides with only a select few. If you have the stalker instinct in you.. consider yourself lucky.
- Stalking is the foremost enemy of the evil called BOREDOM. It's been reported that Boredom is highly jealous of Stalking 'cos when anyone starts stalking. Boredom is nowhere to be found.
- If you stalk you can proudly announce to the world that you spend your free time doing 'intensive research on individual (s)'
- Also, by stalking someone.. chances are that you'll find some more people who are stalk-worthy.
- Stalking your enemies can be the BEST revenge ever. I swear. You will have so many points against him/her and whenever that person will do Anything bad to you.. you get to embarrass them by saying how they still wear matching underwear and how they cannot pronounce 'Ciao as 'Ch-ao' and actually pronounce it as 'See-yao'
- Stalking will give you an excuse to write lame blogpost like these with even more lamer points. What more could you ask for? :P
- Also, stalkers make really good friends ;) ( Read : I CAN BE YOUR FRAAAAAND FOREVER!!)
- If your stalking obsession towards that person is negative then it can even inspire you to kill that person. AND, VIOLA. Here we have our Dexter. Part 2.
- It also helps you to find your 'mele mein bichre huye bhai ya behen'
- And, Lastly.. < Insert your own Advantage about stalking>
IMPORTANT QUESTION.
Who who are gonna stalk me? :D
F A C T 02 :
Writing a blogpost like this will actually take you an hour if you have Facebook and Twitter opened where you complain to people about how your blogpost is taking so much time.. And, also if you keep obsessing about Ryan Reynold's hot new look in between ( I so cannot wait for GREEN LANTERN)
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P.S- SEVENTY NINE FOLLOWERS! OMG. You guys are just the best. :)
ALSO, In memory of Friday. :P |
Till next time,
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